Wednesday, March 17, 2010

My 10 guilty pleasures...

1. Twittering while I have guests over. (and quoting to them funny tweets that I see online.)

2. Watching Miley Cyrus music video's, and following the news about her.  It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion... strangely similar to watching Lindsay Lohan's career.  I worry about her.


Click on image of Lindsay to read poem.


3. Buying movies on DVD that are R rated... just to watch the R rated bits. (ie. Alyssa Milano's scenes in "Embrace of the Vampire", or Pamela Anderson's scenes in "Barb Wire")

 4. Redheads...

5.  Eating the Best Pizza EVER: Well Done, Thick Crust, With 12 toppings: Pepperoni, Bacon Crumble, Hot Sausage, Ground Beef, Feta Cheese, Double Cheese, Bbq Sauce, Mushroom, Green Olive, Green Pepper, Tomato. Ordered from http://www.ginospizza.ca ~ $30. But worth it!

6.  Drinking Coca-Cola, even though my doctor says it will kill me



7.  Wearing "track pants" everywhere... no matter what the situation or what the dress code is.

8.  Using my dog, to talk to women... (and rubbing my hands with bacon, so their dogs go nuts and lick my hands... evoking comments like, "gee... my dog really likes you, you must be a good person.  He NEVER does that with anyone else!")


9.  Reading "Heavy Metal" magazine.


10.   Sleeping in on Sunday morning, when I tell people I'm going to be in church...

2 comments:

  1. This is hilarious. I love the pizza and the dog ones. You always make me laugh, I love it!! =)

    Diana Adams

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  2. Hi

    Nice blog had to come look.

    I'm guilty of #1 most of the company
    we get is for husband and I don't care
    for some of his relatives.

    For 2 I get to much of her from our kids.

    The pizza one is allot of topping.
    The dog 1 is funny

    Bonnie

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